Portuguese Water Board

A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!

Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!

by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011

patd boardies

A kind of alien. They have the power to suck the heterosexuality of out of every single molecular being only by touching it. Their allies are the Zetas and the Homosexual community. Their worst enemies are the FOBR boardies, also known as 'These fucking Motherfuckers'. The lower class of P!ATD Boardies can be mainly found over the Panic at the Disco Message Boards. It is important to notice that the lower class still praise the band and want to implant their progeny into the band members' belly. The upper (and smarter) class of this tribe can be found on both the Non-Panic section of the Boards and the P!ATD Boardies’ LJ community (please notice that they still use the punctuation since they consider it to be the greatest member of the group, along with Jon Jesus Walker). They usually dislike the band and would certainly use them as toilet paper supports and plastic bottle catchers, if only they weren't so fragile. Not so long ago, the Upper class was troubled because of a great conflict, known as the Great Fierce War. They ended up burning their Ruler and Dictator, Znoby the Master Chief and prohibiting the use of the 'F' word.

Overall, the Panic Boardies praise every single gay man.
Their favourite activities consist of making fun of Tokio Hotel, spamming with animu and menstruating.

boardie@lj: there's drama on our motherland involving z*nobbs
1337 patd boardies: who gives a shit?

by tralalalalala January 12, 2009

light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

boardie

Anyone who spends a lot of time on a Postboard, and thinks they are better than everyone else on it.

Most weezer.com boardies act like they are better than everyone else on the board.

by Robyn July 30, 2003

bogarde

Bogarde is that terribly gauche way of describing things that try too hard to be BOhemian and/or avant GARDE.

Reportedly common amongst Hoxtonites (London) -- So and so bar is sooo bogarde.

by mark0 April 29, 2005

Bogartism

Being fucking retarded.

Wow, you must have Bogartism, since you spelled narrative; narritive.

by nigerian prince 420 October 2, 2019

Bogarth

He is a very nice and hard working person takes much care when it comes to someone he loves he is very tall and handsome but dont get on his bad side he will fuck you up

My boyfriend is such a bogarth

by LOL_XD16 August 16, 2021