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Marmite blowjob

The act of squeezing marmite onto the bush of a penis and slopping that knob.
Hey Cathy, we ran out of toast so how about a Marmite blowjob instead bitch?
by endamode October 26, 2018
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hillbilly blowjob

The act of the girl putting wintergreen snuff in while giving oral sex and right before climax she spits tobacco juice on your dick.
That crack whore just gave me a hillbilly blowjob (getting a blowjob by a chick with a lip packed).Hillbilly redneck blowjob Copenhagen snuff
by the grid iron gang bang March 29, 2015
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Blowjob day

On April 28th your girlfriend needs to give you a really good blowjob till you cum in her mouth and she can’t say no.
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jellyfish blowjob

A jellyfish blowjob is the act of sucking a dude off and tasing his testicals. Or a jellyfish can be used to do this however the pain can last much longer than tasing the testicals.
Hey Morgan do you want a jellyfish blowjob
by I eat booty May 25, 2018
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Babylonian Blowjob

Also known as, The Serpentine Suckoff. It is the action of two men, preferably bromosexuals, driving in a car when the passenger begins to suck off the driver. The passenger must assume the position of leaning over and putting his face in his partner's lap while still keeping his ass planted into the seat. The driver leans overtop of the passenger while receiving a blowjob and begins to suck off the passenger. This creates a hot mess of two men twisted together and sucking each other off.

The name originates off the perspicuous personality of the Babylonians.
Driver - "Bro this 2 hour drive to Charleston is going to be boring as fuck."
Passenger - "Yeah dude, how about we throw together a Babylonian Blowjob."
Driver - "Fuck yeah I thought you'd never ask!"
by PolioSweg420 September 14, 2014
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akimbo blowjob

When a girl and her friend both suck u up
Sally and I have Rick a akimbo blowjob
by Wong tong soup 6969 May 24, 2020
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Blowjob Day

On October 9th all girlfriends must give their boyfriends bowjobs without exceptions. If your girl does not do this you are entitled to 5 free blowjobs whenever you want.
Girl: Hey it’s national blowjob day, lie down

Boy: Guess it is
by Bigblacksock69420 October 6, 2020
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