blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software

example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

###### Someone said cocks?

##### - Cabbage

#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head

########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented

by blender stan May 22, 2024

blenergy

its that black energy you feel me
when you feel like you a nigga boy

i got the black energy boy, that *blenergy*

by chiekee June 2, 2024

Blendy

When someone is giving you oral sex in a 360 rotation. Similar to how a blender spins

I just got a blendy at a wendys from a tranny

by HonourablePeasant June 3, 2024

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

Blend into the background

Blend into the background: When you're physically present in a conversation but mentally checked out, fading into the scenery like a chameleon. Usually happens when your friends are talking about something you don’t understand at all.

"They are all watching K+, but I haven't seen their movies. I think I blend into the background"

by damthha December 9, 2024

Blendr Porn

sci Fi and fantasy short films created with high production value and technically savvy people, who have zero storytelling abilities

Watching those Dust sci Fi shorts on YouTube is exhausting, most of it is just a bunch of people making Blendr Porn!

by lughat December 25, 2024

Beonica

Beonica is the sweetest girl ever, who has a great sense of style and enjoys making cute outfits. She has lots of different interests, like Hello Kitty, drawing and anything that's the color pink. She has lots of friends including imaginary ones like "Patricia", Beonica also loves all of her stuffed animals and has loads of them. She enjoys playing Valorant in her free time but the rest of Beonica's time is usually spent studying, (shes an over achiever). She loves listening to music and has a lot of knowledge when it comes down to music and artists.

Friend 1: Has Beonica complimented you today?
Friend 2: No she has not, I'm sure she would but she is studying once again.
Friend 1: Sure sounds like her.

by emswhy_uwu January 31, 2025