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Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.
Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations
by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022
mugGet the Bike-rackingmug.

dirty bike chain

When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.
Stay away from that girl, she got that dirty bike chain.

That girl gave me a dirty bike chain.
by Jay Riv May 17, 2023
mugGet the dirty bike chainmug.

Madelines bike

Slang term for an object that is no longer used or needed.
That lawn mower is about as much use as madelines bike .
by Danny214689 January 6, 2022
mugGet the Madelines bikemug.

turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going
Me “just going turning my bike around
Her ”ok bro

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around
by MR CE August 10, 2021
mugGet the turning my bike aroundmug.

Mountain Biking

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.
Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.
by Skin DIver April 11, 2022
mugGet the Mountain Bikingmug.

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try
What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
Tough break
by JLco June 13, 2022
mugGet the Bike seatmug.

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.
"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."
by Spear960 March 31, 2023
mugGet the Bike humpermug.

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