Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.
Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”
Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”
Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”
by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022

When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.
by Jay Riv May 17, 2023

by Danny214689 January 6, 2022

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going
Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”
Him “ where’s mike?
Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “
Her ”ok bro”
Him “ where’s mike?
Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “
by MR CE August 10, 2021

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.
by Skin DIver April 11, 2022

by JLco June 13, 2022

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.
by Spear960 March 31, 2023
