by Cooldude283837 January 1, 2020

no
by owie my bones no dude owie ow August 24, 2020

by Chicken š February 25, 2019

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of āthings could be worseā. I seek no bias, i in fact think itās Mediocre at best so what Iām looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as itās author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we werenāt allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I donāt have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mableās Memmyās June 6, 2018

The mood you get when another girl steals your man in the most shameless way possible, forget when Taylor Swift said "Don't pit women against each other", nah girl, ask yourself for a while "What would Taylor Fetus have said?", exactly...
Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!
Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!
TS: She is such a slut, I hate her!!!
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...
by shushushushhhha January 15, 2024

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.
by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.
father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
