Belt

Belts are for holding your pants up. Not beating children.

Dad: Bobby didn't do his homework again. I think I need to get out my belt and beat him to teach him a lesson.
Mom: Come on! You know that belts aren't for beating children. They are for holding your pants up.

by nilethe146 September 28, 2021

Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt

When you and a partner (both unvaccinated) fall ill with COVID-19, losing taste, and then proceed to ingest large quantities of laxatives and continuously eat each other’s asses.

When Davis lost his taste to COVID, he decided the Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt would fix his appetite.

by User42069314 August 14, 2021

COVID Belt

when a martial artist levels up a belt due to paying dues during the covid shutdown.

Wow, how did he get promoted to a higher belt during the shut down? oh, that's a COVID belt promotion.

by Dengi August 21, 2021

belt sitter

a dumbass fucking bitch

blob is a belt sitter

by cran tropical on tiktok August 22, 2021

Orion’s Belt

When a woman’s breasts hang so low that her nipples line up with her belly button, thus resembling the Orion’s Belt constellation.

“Oh my god, look at Alyssa’s massive mammories! They’re dangling so low it looks like three dots in a row, just like Orion’s Belt!

by TheCanon13 June 3, 2021

belt

One of belles weird as fuck nicknames, other nicknames include Taco Bell, brick, beetle, Belele 🥵

Belt stop being such a baddie 🙄

by hoot rumrumtiger July 2, 2021

Shower Belt

A shower belt is when a naughty little boy does naughty little things and gets the shit spanked outa him by his father wielding a belt.

That little Shit is getting the Shower Belt

by B4lls_Mcgee November 7, 2022