beaver eyes

Using abnormally good eye sight to see something clearly or find something concealed.

Bill: "How did you find that store?"
Bob: "Please, I have my beaver eyes on."

by doofiemonster November 26, 2011

Beaver Killer

A beaver killer does not truly kill, but cripples the erotic drive of the victim. It's a cock block from the source, the girl's perspective. Chopping down the self esteem of the male like a nice big oak tree, the beaver killer is the highest form of sexual denial.

"Did she gnaw at your tree? Did she open the dam?"
"Nahh, she said I was a beaver killer and swam away gracefully amongst the mermaids."
"Damn."

by Triumvirate August 3, 2008

Beaver Knocking

The act of searching, or obtaining some pussy by any means. Sometimes resulting in desperately going door to door for that sweet puss-ham.

Last night my dick was achin something fierce so i visited Sarah, Kate, and Jenna for some late night beaver knocking.

by Narddog March 26, 2009

Beaver Day

A holiday on the third weekend in February involving groups of friends where one member of the group dresses up in a beaver costume while the remainder of the friends dress up as lumber jacks. The group goes out in public and sings parodies of songs changing the words to be about beavers and beaver related activities such as chewing trees and building damns. Beaver day Surpasses Valentines day in relavance and St Patricks Day in alcoholism

I can see you guys are growing out your beards for this years Beaver Day!

by Jerry Mathers as the beave February 26, 2011

beaner beamer

A Tijuana taxi type automobile preferred by Mexicans.Typically a mid to late 60's Chevy Impala with a flashy paint job,small wheels and tires,air bag suspension kits,and an interior tricked out in velvet,fake fur,and pom-pom fringe.

Look at that Sombrero head in his beaner beamer.

by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011

beaver cousin

noun: a female who has had sex with a male with whom you have also previously had sex with

Last night Ruby had sex with my exboyfriend Scott so now Ruby and I are beaver cousins.

Sue and I talked all night at the party and I liked her until I found out we were beaver cousins.

by sisterhood November 20, 2011

Beaver pool

A mass amount of vaginas (females) inside a pool/water. Similar to calling multiple males at a party being a sausage fest.

Holy shit bro, look at that awesome beaver pool. Lets dive in.

by Humanzees May 22, 2013