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Balloon Dick

When someone blows you, filling your dick like a balloon.
Female clowns give me balloon dick.
by dietcam September 20, 2015
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balloon porn

Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.
There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.
by SheThaRealG October 29, 2015
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Balloon

Why the heck do you not know what a balloon is? Are you ok? Is life ok?! GET HELP?! ITS A BALLOON FOR CHRISTS SAKE
Do you know what a balloon is?
Yes, Jerry. I'm not deranged.
by Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry January 25, 2017
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Baboon

A blackened or pigmented black person that has village instincts similar to that of a baboon. Eg. Beating their meat and chest
"This black fuck is being a baboon"
by Blackbarbiedoll January 12, 2021
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Religious baboon

This is when you have a one night stand with someone and his/her pray for forgiveness for what they did.
"Woman will you stop crying you sound like a religious baboon".
by Byron and nick June 29, 2009
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Goo Balloon

Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
I once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.
by bawss nigga October 31, 2011
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Balloon Popper

The vagina of a female dog.
I'd like to get me some fresh balloon popper.
by Sarc Mullivan November 10, 2008
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