The book off

The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.

Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.

by 0xxMillyxx0 September 20, 2009

Phone Book Bet

Seen in the movie "Dukes of Hazzard". if you lose a bet, you get a phone book smacked across your face. The loser of the bet gets to pick which side they want to be smacked on

i'll bet you the phone book bet that i wont break any of these bottles of shine!!!

by redneckeddy August 12, 2009

Faith Book

Facebook for Christians... with lisps.

Mom: Terrence, it's time for church!
Son: Lemme log off of my FAITH BOOK firtht.
Mom: FAITHBOOK?
Son: Excuth my lithp!

by bigbadmama October 14, 2011

Hooker-book

The running style of a prostitute after she robbed her john and is fleeing the scene. The hooker is usually wearing high heels, a tight skirt and clutching her purse thus almost walk-running with her elbows close to her body so she doesn't fall over.

I saw Crystal hooker-book down Pacific Avenue after a john chased her ass for stealing his wallet.

by La Cuntessa September 11, 2013

story book

A beginning, a middle, and an end...

A shot of black label, followed by tequila, chased with full-bodied beer (like an IPA)...

Start your night off right with the story book.

At 8:12pm on a Tuesday night, Tom called for a story book and the troops assembled in the kitchen. It's difficult to say if they were better off then when they started.

by mastamind93 October 8, 2013

throw the book at

To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly.

Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.

by Nick D August 26, 2004

burn book

A book which contains bitchy comments about other people, often friends, school mates, etc.

Person 1: OMG! Shes such a bitch, i can't believe she slept with my exboyfriend, what a slut!

Person 2: Let it out, put it in the burn book

by Jonathan Irvine July 31, 2008