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boob monster

A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.
Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.
by Just Another Mama September 24, 2020
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menu boobs

Menu Boobs are the phenomenon of boobs in a dvd menu before viewing the dvd. This generally points towards to overall epicness of the movie. Please note porndoes not count toward the menu boob phenomenon.
"I wonder how this movie will be..."
"MENU BOOBS! it has to be good!"
by Vop December 22, 2008
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Jingle Boobs

Big bouncy breasts that the person with the humoungus boobs have her spouse or friend play with them.

Another song to ruin Christmas
Jingle boobs jingle boobs jingle left and right
Oh what fun it is to play with them every day and night
by okidokibabie December 17, 2017
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Bumper Boobs

When two or more (typically) females either purposely/accidentally/playfully perform one of the following
- “bash boobs”
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs”
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”

Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.
Oh, bumper boobs! It’s an amazing sport where women bop boobs!

Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”

“Larry, I don’t know...
by Dickered Ray January 24, 2020
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boob wank

when a women plays withe her boobs by wiggling them around until the nipples harden sometimes resulting in a orgasm
Tracey: what yo been doing tonight
Miley: im so lonely i did a boob wank and had a orgasm
tracey: ok
by llama da man July 23, 2014
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Jiz on Boobs

"J-J-(Jiz on Boobs)
by Fuck me in the ass AC123 December 31, 2016
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quincy boobs

Native to Quincy, Massachusetts- Quincy boobs are the product of the Irish-American girls of Quincy going to Wollaston beach every day without sunblock, so by the time they’re 50 they have sun-damaged and wrinkly cleavage.
Remember to wear sunblock on your chest ladies, or you’ll end up with wrinkly Quincy Boobs like me!
by SoleIndustrialsuccess July 11, 2021
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