Allan

Allan is a fucking pedo ! Brought him near my children and could pull him out the room when he was with them !

I’m going to baby sit, No allan no diddy !

by Ghost Buster 4000 May 30, 2024

Allah

Allah, or better known as Satan (The fallen Angel).

Sam Shamoun
The Quran describes Allah as the best deceiver there is, a liar who is not above using the same evil and wicked schemes of his opponents.

For example, the Quran calls Allah a makr, in fact the best makr there is:

Other texts that identify Allah as a makr include:

Are they then secure from Allah's deception (makra Allahi)? None deemeth himself secure from Allah's deception (makra Allahi) save folk that perish. S. 7:99,

Lest Muslims accuse these lexicons of bias or distortion notice what Muslim scholar Dr. Mahmoud M. Ayoub says when he asks,

"how the word makr (scheming or plotting), which implies deceitfulness or dishonesty, could be attributed to God." (The Quran and Its Interpreters – The House of Imran State University of New York Press SUNY, Albany 1992, Volume II, p. 165; italic emphasis ours)

After listing several Muslim sources he quotes a renowned Muslim expositor named ar-Razi who wrote that,

"scheming (makr) is actually an act of deception aiming at causing evil. It is not possible to attribute deception to God. Thus the word is one of the muttashabihat multivalent words of the Quran." (Ibid., p. 166; italic emphasis ours)

Unfortunately for ar-Razi, the Quran attributes deception to Allah since it identifies him as the best makr there is.

Ayoub also sources one Muslim who actually boasted of Allah being the best conniver/deceiver/schemer etc.,

The real GOD FORBIDs any deception!

Allah is best compared to Satan, as "The Best of the Greatest Deceiver's!"

by THE-INTELLECTUAL June 11, 2024

Allahuakbared

Allahuakbared
When a has been raped sodomized and mutilated by someone shouting Allahu Akbar.

Hunderds of young people dancing at the peace festival near Gaza border have been Allahuakbared by Palestoids from Gaza.

by Tuhu Bacod June 12, 2024

allahu akbar

something you should shout VERY loudly in public places (best place is an airport)

jess: sweetie remember the story of how granny was trapped in an elevator during 9/11?
cindy: yeah, but what’s that man over there doing?
man: ALLAHU AKBARRR! *fires AK as bombs go off in distance*

by ashcrayfr June 26, 2024

allan lichtman

Self-proclaimed election predictor who correctly guessed the winner of Presidential elections 10 times between 1984 and 2020 using a system of "13 keys to the White House" but finally got it wrong in 2024 due to measuring the keys using his personal bias this time.

Allan Lichtman incorrectly predicted Donald Trump would lose the 2024 US Presidential Election because Kamala Harris actually had 9 out of 13 keys against her favor.

by Anti-Establishment Liberal November 22, 2024

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

allaht

allaht means all of that, it's like a slang used when typing, like a typo .

why you got allaht food on yo plate ???

by ikyflaai December 15, 2024