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Alaskan 90 crank

While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.
"Bro, yesterday I gave Lawson an Alaskan 90 crank, it was sick."
by Cirtasin Lora February 20, 2022
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Alaskan Oil Rig

Alaskan Oil Rig; To fuck your girlfriend brutally untill shes limp and exhausted than fill her up with diff oil, preferrably carried out in a mechanics workshop with automatic oil guns than make her push it out.
hey bro, i did the alaskan oil rig on this chick last night, she was all limp than i just filled her up like i was doin a service
by filthrig10 November 22, 2011
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Alaskan Bing Bong

When a male takes a womans head, rubs his penis all over it, and jizzes down her shirt. He then procedes to force her to give him oral sex.
by Jaimolas November 21, 2011
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Alaskan Penpal

The practice of finding someone on the internet to partake in the bizarre sexual practice of dressing as Eskimo and playing with frozen human excriment.
I met this guy on the net, he could be my next Alaskan Penpal
by BorisNiggleBottom November 11, 2014
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Alaskan Ass Slide

The action of taking a cold beverage and letting it dribble through one's ass cheeks and down into another person's mouth.
Aye bro, did hear about Mindy preforming an alaskan ass slide with Tina? She screamed as the cold beer slid through her ass crack into Tina's face.
by Quacktitis July 17, 2014
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Alaskan trifecta

This is a fairly complicated sex position. While a man is putting his penis in a girls mouth he simultaneously puts one hand into her vagina and the other in her anus. Achieving satisfaction in three different areas.
I just did an Alaskan trifecta with my girlfriend. What an experience.
by tbruno87 August 6, 2016
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Alaskan Spank Tank

This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.
The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!
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