Aiden

If you know an Aiden your very lucky, he’s such a sweet guy and will do everything to keep you happy. He will love you unconditionally and and hold you till he dies. He makes you feel like you’re on cloud nine and will make you feel so special, he’s an amazing kisser and even great in the sheets. He’s utmost definitely a top will make you so horny you can’t take it, he could be rough and deep or sweet and loving, who knows? It all depends on how horny he is and how he feels that night or day, whatever! He’s great and have such beautiful blue eyes, he has amazing blonde hair and is very handsome. He has an amazing body and can make you needy with only him touching you.

Person 1: God, Aiden is so hot!
Person 2: I know right? He touched my hand in chemistry and I got horny right away!

Aiden by I’m very gay for my boyfriend May 12, 2021

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Alden

The name of a modern Renaissance man.

Here are a list of his contributions:
Invented the scientific constant known as "Alden's Number"
Was a pioneering scientist who discovered "Alden's Theory"
Served as a top-ranking general under President Biden whose rejected withdrawal plan from Afghanistan could have saved lives
Current serving as Omaha's 52nd Mayor

Ian: Have you heard of Alden's Number?
Rando: I believe so...

Tim: Do you know what Alden's Theory is?
Charlie: No.
Tim: Ok.

James: Do you think General Alden's plan could have saved lives?
Rob: It could have.

Ian: You don't have any clue who Omaha mayoral candidate Alden is?
Rando: No!

Alden by Broseph Coney Island October 5, 2021