Parliament act 1313

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head

Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off

by Sebby294 May 30, 2021

Act a vizay

A phrase a person from Lafayette Louisiana would use when a person is acting abnormal or dumblike.

Say man, go head! You showll know how to act a vizay.

by Shaqondatrack July 28, 2018

acting australian

acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian

Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian

by YVHarder August 11, 2021

The Insurrection Act

So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"

Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

School Act

When you act a different way at school then how your really feel. You tend to hide your true emotions. You could also tend to not be yourself just so you can fit in.

Karen has such a school act on you can obviously tell she is sad.

by Bhsbsbshhsus November 12, 2019

Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”

Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”

by Sigggmaaamaleee January 21, 2022

Stop acting like a shemale

Saying used when you acknowledge that someone is a man, but a weak one.

My friend: That joke offended me!
Me: It's just a joke, stop acting like a shemale and grow a pair.

by CK-HVACR August 06, 2024