Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.

Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(

by Simposium July 14, 2020

Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"

Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys

by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019

Andres

A good looking, God like in the sheets kind of man! He’s loved by everyone but only likes a few. He’s the guy that’ll leave you wondering “What If”. Get on his good side, and stay there. Don’t want to lose this one..

Look at Andres, I wish he was mine!

by hssnd69 December 29, 2020

Andres

A gorgeous boy, usually bisexual with a preference for men, often with long black hair and olive skin. He's a bit of a music nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special hyperspecific interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick tunes that'll make him famous in a few years. He is a bit freaky sometimes but tries really hard not to be, and his depression, anxiety, Asperger's syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli xcx, Kesha, Britney, Gaga (especially Gaga), Tate McRae, Chappell, Sabrina, Carly Rae Jepsen, Billie, Rihanna, and Cupcakke, but he also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz he's really cool like that. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles.
If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz he's gonna disappear if you don't.

Illias: Omg have u seen that guy Andres??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him

by Hell Cove Public School MGMT April 6, 2025

Andres

Andres is typically a Simp, one who when single hangs out with the boys and I'd all about the party. Problem is that it doesn't happen often as he falls in love once a month them goes into SIMP hibernation where you never hear from again.

Friend 1: Should we try and invite Andres?
Friend 2: Remember we don't have his number anymore as he is in full Andres mode of being a SIMP.

by Johnnycash15 October 12, 2020

Andre

Casual Andre W. Man has inf rizz, he's buff, he's smart, all the ladies want him, he's 6'6 and a huge gurthy cock. The better version of Chad.

Bro I'm way better than a Chad I'm an Andre

by semen demon69 September 19, 2022

Andre

Andre is one of the most funniest guys you will ever meet! He’s so laidback, quiet until you fuck around and find out! He’s a beast! His Good Looking Attributes Makes him Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls/guys fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed will make you fall in love with him. Andre also has the gift of gab, he could steal ya woman or man if he want them. He will talk anybody out of their pants! He’s talented , down to earth, talkative and wise. You can catch Andre mostly as the gym lifting weights, eating pizza or playing video games.

Hey that dude Andre is fucking cool

by Funny shit112 November 23, 2021