cushion top

The soft front of a woman's vagina

I was going commando and my pants were unzipped so everyone could see my cushion top

by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016

Top-Step

To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.

"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."

by Nichtus May 9, 2013

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

top buster

Someone described as the Top Buster is the person who overall busts the most nuts.

Corey is the Top Buster on the lacrosse team.

by ly1212boom June 6, 2023

wop top

An alternate name for a wife beater, specifically one worn by someone of italian descent

Ay Paulie wop tops are on sale!

by Ryanbom December 4, 2021

Bow on top

a saying meaning a "cherry on top"

i have a bow on top surprise for you.

by Sleezing February 19, 2019

top disgrace

An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.

That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.

by comp1banter May 18, 2011