Dirty Turkey

When you stick your cock up a girls arse, then slap her in the face with it leaving poo on her face. Pretty much a mix between a Dirty Sanchez and a Turkey Slap.

Im so gonna give Suzie a Dirty Turkey on the weekend

by Bacon lips October 19, 2011

Bubbly Turkey

A sexual position involving a man or woman squirting hot turkey grease into the vagina and/or butthole with a warm, lubricated turkey baster and then another man or woman shoves their face into said vagina and/or butthole and blows bubbles

Christopher -"oh mitchell, you give the best bubbly turkeys ever!"
Mitchell- "I know, now you owe me a bubbly turkey"

by bubblyturkeymaster July 6, 2009

Pop the turkey

To pop the turkey; to masturbate.
To engage in the art of masturbation.

you popped the turkey.

by Wezz December 12, 2004

turkey shooting

A term used to ask women to suck your penis and swallow.

Hey, girls do you wanna come turkey
shooting with us,we'll shoot and you'll
gobble.

by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

turkey neck

Derogatory term for a person, essentially calling him a limp dick, which is roughly what a turkey neck looks like.

Perhaps first popularized in the early 1960s by a pro wrestler called The Crusher. Memorialized in the 1964 novelty song by The Novas titled The Crusher , featuring lead vocals by the wrestler himself.

From the song: "Do The Crusher, you turkey necks, everybody's doing it."

by jawbone November 27, 2009

Jive Turkey

1. Someone who does unbelievably bad or jive things.

2. Someone who is an arrogant, disrespectful, fool who deserves no respect.

3. A liar.

1. Sean just stole my snickers bar, and then punched Tyler in the face, what a Jive Turkey

2. Mick just popped 11 jumpers in a row on Theo, what a jive turkey.

3. Chris told me he won the lottery, but he didnt. What a jive turkey.

by BarryJive December 9, 2008

Turkey neck

A guy's dick.

Sharon couldn't get enough of Ben's turkey neck on Thanksgiving.

by George Hayduke December 16, 2008