kittens

little fluffy bastards

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

martin freeman is kittens

Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.

Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"

So Martin Freeman is kittens.

by gottagetmyjam April 25, 2011

Kittens

Little puffballs that somehow ended up on this goddamned planet but have the power to make you instantly love them. Those who don't have committed a monstrous sin/crime and will be shoved aside by society unless they love puppies or learn to love kittens.
Cheers guys ❤

Girl: OH MY GOD! ITS A KITTEN!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
OMG OMG OMG I LOOOOVE IT!
Girl 2: AAAAAAAAAAAH YASSSSSSS !
Dude: (Also squeals) I love kittens too!

by Ashthekitten May 1, 2019

Kitter

Another word to describe a cat. Sometimes is substituted for Kitter, Kitter John Jitter, and in rare cases, Skitter.

"Hey, i like your kitter."
"Groose, your skitter stinks."

by iblilt September 3, 2012

sea kittens

What some animal rights activists use instead of the word "fish"

Sea kittens taste better than land kittens.

by Freigeist May 16, 2010

Killing Kittens

The act of masturbating

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens

by Matt R March 28, 2005

Kittan

The most ballerific motherfucker ever to have lived in the world of fiction. He is the epitome of GAR. Blows up a negative universe with a drill the size of a continent. Seriously, you can't fuck with that. He is from "The Most Ballerific Anime Ever Made", more commonly known by its moniker, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Super King Kittan Giga Drill Breakeerrrrrrrrr!!!

by David DeRienzo March 25, 2008