When an old person hits, slaps or shakes something to make it work again and it has the desired effect. The item fixed should have no logical reason to work better or be fixed from this action, as such Boomer Magic is a form of Situational Irony that is entirely unappreciated by the old person performing it.
It was a lazy Sunday afternoon and Old Man Jack was watching the Television with his favourite Grandson. Unfortunately, he had turned his hearing aid to it's maximum setting but was still unable to hear clearly. Also, the old man was not able to turn the volume up any higher on the TV despite pushing the button as hard as he could and shaking the remote indignantly at the screen.
"The remote needs new batteries Granddad", chimed the young boy.
"Nonsense!, I replaced these last week!", Jack thought to himself as he took the remote in his hand and slapped it three times in his palm. He was now able to effortlessly turn up the volume of his favorite show, Antiques Roadshow.
His young Grandson looked on in disbelief, "Buh...Buh... Boomer Magic...".
"The remote needs new batteries Granddad", chimed the young boy.
"Nonsense!, I replaced these last week!", Jack thought to himself as he took the remote in his hand and slapped it three times in his palm. He was now able to effortlessly turn up the volume of his favorite show, Antiques Roadshow.
His young Grandson looked on in disbelief, "Buh...Buh... Boomer Magic...".
by GreazyLeezy July 27, 2019
A man's hygienic routine that he performs before leaving his residence for work, a date, paternity court, etc., consisting of the Shit, the Shower, and the Shave.
"Yeah baby girl I finna hit at choo but let me perform that Magical Trio so I'm feelin' fresh at the PTA meeting."
by Eyetym April 12, 2015
After shopping in duPont circle and buying two vibrators Whit took the train to the National Gallery or Art where the bag checker made a wise crack about her purchase. Later that day on the train she and her friend, Sandra, had a duel smacking each other with their vibrating magic wands.
by Kaworu July 04, 2004
Maybe the greatest non-Thom Bell or Gamble-Huff produced Philly Soul Act of the 1970s, led by the sweeet songwriting wizard Ted Mills. A lot better for you than the stuff described in other definitions
Toy: I'll trade you my copy of the O'Jays Survival LP for your copy of Thirteen Blue Magic Lane.
Me: Have you been banging some blue magic or something?
Me: Have you been banging some blue magic or something?
by seoul freq July 04, 2009
Small packages of heroin sold for 10 bucks a pack in the 70s. The heroins purification turns blue when its 100% pure...
Song made by Jay-Z..
Song made by Jay-Z..
"Yo let me get some of that blue magic"
"iight yo can u handle this shit 100% pure only the best u kno"
"iight yo can u handle this shit 100% pure only the best u kno"
by masterofmath November 07, 2007
A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.
by Sarah June 15, 2006
White Magic
n. 1. A term for magic used by a White Mage. adj. 1. A term used to describe a sort of mage or person.
n. 1. A term for magic used by a White Mage. adj. 1. A term used to describe a sort of mage or person.
by Cyclone231 April 22, 2004