Coon whisperer

This is when someone is commanding coons through the art of whispering

Jack: how are you controlling the raccoon

Max:because I’m the coon whisperer bitch

by Jajshhsbebebbe February 2, 2021

coon

A black slave also traditionally known as a negro aka nigga. They mostly do cotton jobs

''Tell me why that coon is running''

by AbdiJerome May 26, 2022

Coon Face

A woman whose face is very similar to that of a Racoon.

Man, brittany is such a coon face look at her.

by Wildfang44 September 5, 2018

Coon

Something people say is a commonly used racial slur but is only ever used in KKK documentarys

Example:

Jared:hey look that guy is black

KKK man: dirty coon....

KKK man gets beaten up for this and Jared uses his white hat as toilet paper.

You are a coon

by I wrote coon but I'm white lma September 30, 2020

Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.

See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.

by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.

D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.

by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017

Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.

I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.

by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024