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alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it
gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket
by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010
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Hot Diggity Dog

A technique of foreplay with a fat chick. Where a guy puts his hard cock between 2 rolls of flab on her belly and fucks her from the side.
I couldn't find enough flour to roll her in to find the wet spot, so I hot diggity dog fucked her instead.
by kable21 March 31, 2010
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Hot Air Balloon

n.
1. Sexual maneuver in which the female breathes in one of the male's farts and holds it. The male then ejaculates into her mouth. Then, using the previously inhaled flatulence, the female proceeds to blow a bubble.
-I gave your mom a hot air balloon. Last night.
-Oh really? What is that, huh?
by PedroGibbons May 6, 2008
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Hawaiian Hot Pocket

A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.

Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?

Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
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Netty Hot Pot

When a person fills a Netty Pot with hot diarrhea instead of water, and pours it in their nose as they would a normal netty pot.
Paul was complaining about being stuffy, so Mike filled him up a Netty Hot Pot to clear his nose.
by Grumpy Dan November 30, 2019
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Hot Till Death

A person who is highly sexually attractive. To qualify as HTD a person must appear, to the average observer
Wayne: "Hey look Darren, there's Garry's mum. She is so hot and you can just tell she''ll be Hot Till Death, for sure.
Darren: Yep. definite HTD. Just gets hotter in a new and different way every time you see her.
by Foxlin April 8, 2020
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Sexy Hot Matrix

This is a scale which compares hotness and craziness, and tells you how your night should end
Oh yeah, she is high up on my sexy hot matrix
by Quickscoper 420 NS September 9, 2016
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