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alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it
gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket
by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010
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Hot Diggity Dog

A technique of foreplay with a fat chick. Where a guy puts his hard cock between 2 rolls of flab on her belly and fucks her from the side.
I couldn't find enough flour to roll her in to find the wet spot, so I hot diggity dog fucked her instead.
by kable21 March 31, 2010
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Hot Air Balloon

n.
1. Sexual maneuver in which the female breathes in one of the male's farts and holds it. The male then ejaculates into her mouth. Then, using the previously inhaled flatulence, the female proceeds to blow a bubble.
-I gave your mom a hot air balloon. Last night.
-Oh really? What is that, huh?
by PedroGibbons May 6, 2008
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Hot Mum Syndrome

Where one has a hot mum, as recognised by close friends, hence said person thinks they are 'top shit'
"Joe Blow has a hot mum"
"Yeah, he thinks he's top shit"
"He has hot mum syndrome"
by topshit68 April 25, 2017
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Towson Hot Bagel

Normally preformed with a Towson University chick from jersey on a Saturday night after blacking out at green turtle.

This is when you fuck her in the ass pull out cum on her asshole, then throw a handful of dirt on your nut finally press your ass against her ass making the everything bagel. Hence the Towson hot bagel
Yo I woke up with dirt on ass this morning. I think I gave that chick kylee the Towson hot bagel. You guys want breakfast?
by Christmas karl January 11, 2022
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Alabama Hot Waxing

Its when you first eat something that makes you want to take a shit eg. Taco Bell you go to the toilet put wax strip on your ass hole and then you take a shit. When you feel that you cant push more of your shit you take strip off.
eg. "Damn man, after this taco bell i did Alabama Hot Waxing. That feels so great"
by FankyManky June 22, 2017
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hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.
After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.
by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016
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