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bag shagger

Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....
Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.

Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...
by Marky20900 October 2, 2023
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Body Bag

Noun

The numerical constant described by a woman with a body count high enough to have taken enough cumulative length of dick to measures the average man’s height.
14?! You’re a fucking body bag.
by mgur October 8, 2023
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Bag work

Training or working out with a punching bag or speed bag. Also synonymous with any rigorous training drills or working hard to get get a lot of money, i.e. “the bag.”
My boy Joey getting that bag work in!
by Markmorrison November 26, 2021
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Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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Plastic Bag

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.
by Ace Kaye December 4, 2021
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Speed-bagging

The act of rapidly fisting your partners asshole as fast as you can.
Yo Johnny, I was Speed-bagging this girl last night, She loved it.
by Jehuis Saint Jerome April 24, 2022
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