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alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it
gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket
by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010
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Hot Diggity Dog

A technique of foreplay with a fat chick. Where a guy puts his hard cock between 2 rolls of flab on her belly and fucks her from the side.
I couldn't find enough flour to roll her in to find the wet spot, so I hot diggity dog fucked her instead.
by kable21 March 31, 2010
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Hot Air Balloon

n.
1. Sexual maneuver in which the female breathes in one of the male's farts and holds it. The male then ejaculates into her mouth. Then, using the previously inhaled flatulence, the female proceeds to blow a bubble.
-I gave your mom a hot air balloon. Last night.
-Oh really? What is that, huh?
by PedroGibbons May 6, 2008
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Hot Stats Man

Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.

He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!

Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?

Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010
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hot wing hole

The burning sensation felt in your sphincter while deficating after eating hot wings.
Tyler: Man my ass is on fire!
Randy: What did you eat last night?
Tyler: The usual from hooters.
Randy: Bra you got a case of the hot wing hole.
by Randus Mil January 15, 2014
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Hot Plate Special

Noun. N. After you sit down on a toilet seat, you immediately discover it's warm from the previous sitter.

Verb. v. The act of receiving a Hot Plate Special.
Noun. I sat down to shit and was unpleasantly shocked with a Hot Plate Special.

Verb. Fuck Bro, I was Hot Plated during my morning glory.
by PEN30 2x the size January 13, 2015
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Amish Hot Tub

Sitting in a warm tub of water, and passing gas (farting) in order to produce bubbles.
I ate so many beans today my bathtub is going to be an Amish Hot Tub tonight.
by cpete96 October 30, 2013
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