Boner Doner

By giving blood you have a 50:50 chance of boy or girl recipient. Once your blood is in a male and his hard wrect veiny boner is at full throttle you are in fact a BONER DONER!!

I have given blood approximately 150 times, therefore about 75 dudes have my blood in their boners. I know you think Pditty has that nickname tied down, just like the kids at his parties but I am in fact the real Boner Doner. Fuck you Sandusky. Submitted by Scot Burner - 2 x Guinness World Record Holder.

by MSP282 January 20, 2026

minion bones

Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).

Minion bones get your ass OVER HERE!!

by mike May 13, 2005

Ash Bones

An otherwise very ashy black person.

Kid#1: Yo homie i seen this bitch yesterday, she had some mad Ash Bones.
Kid#2: DAMN!!!

by Superdupperjohnb February 7, 2008

neat bones

very cool, either literally
or sarcastically.
(a cross between "cool beans" and "neato".
the result of thinking faster than you can talk while describing something cool, or while mocking something.)

1. you: OMG! i love you!
me: NEAT BONES!

2. you: i ust got the new harry potter book!
me: *looks at you for a while* neat bones *smile*

by misskenzie May 15, 2008

plone boner

Someone who is adept in using and programming with the Plone web development software. As in someone who "bones away" at Plone software.

S/He is migrating our old web site from PHP to Plone. S/He is a real Plone boner.

by jchrisf February 27, 2009

banality boner

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Aiden Bones

Someone who can take a hit or out drink most people
bad to the bones
a rock n' roller
a real grungy kid

"did you see aiden bone's tonight? he/she look so fly"
"dude you look like an aiden bones,wich is a good thing"

by aidenbones September 12, 2009