bag of whatdafuck

feeling of complete shock or suprise after being told something

You just got hit upside the head with a "bag of whatdafuck".

by Stephen Yusko October 9, 2006

A bag of rice

just give a person a bag of rice that not cook and just like seeing them as a skinny man with a bag of rice that is not cook

"bruh go get a bag of rice"

by J.C Micheal February 3, 2024

Shit Bag

A colostomy bag. Typically this term is used by hood niggas because after getting shot or stabbed, in a abdomen, a hood nigga may need one.

" Got your parents wearing black clothes and got you homies wearing shit bags"

by KingVonSextingTooka March 14, 2024

egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

bag

I'm Gonna Bag yo up

Jimmy: Yo Timmy Im gonna Bag Yo Up

Timmy: Oh Nooooo

by hijl November 6, 2022

Hand bagging

When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.

She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.

I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.

by AceRoot October 22, 2023

Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then

by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018