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cuntardouchebag 

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."
cuntardouchebag by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009
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Cuntly Trimper 

A person who acts like a slut during teenage hood and now that they are on the verge of 20 they fuck anything that moves including Adelaide Crows player and various penis shaped vegetables.
Fuck, she is such a cuntly trimper, she just fucked a cucumber!
Cuntly Trimper by Zeebar2 January 12, 2011
Cancer of the vagina.
I hope that stupid bitch dies of cuntcer.
Dude, that's not cool, my grandmother died of a vaginal tumor.
Guy, that's probably because she had seventeen kids.
cuntcer by Whiskeynick January 11, 2007

Gay Cuntler 

Gay Cuntler (born April 29, 1983) is a quarterback for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He played football at Vanderbilt University. Cuntler began his professional football career with the Denver Broncos, who selected him as the 11th overall pick of the 2006 NFL Draft. He spent three seasons with the Broncos before he was traded to the Bears in 2009.
THEY SACKED GAY CUNTLER AGAIN
Gay Cuntler by Captain Cadaver January 24, 2011

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.
*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

cuntauche 

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.
I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!
cuntauche by burnsy076 August 10, 2015