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getting dumped 

When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).
Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.
getting dumped by cathylee June 1, 2009
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getting in 

Getting in is before you do anything sexual or romantic, it's the getting close and talking before hand.
getting in by Googlybonbons February 9, 2015

getting thirsty

You want to get drunk as fuck for thirsty thursday.
you need to quench your thirst and its only wednesday.
You finally reach thursday and get super smashed.

Used among college students.

Stussed
Tyrone: "Im getting thirsty, man"

Kimbo: "Relax fool its only wednesday. One more day."
getting thirsty by 2town November 11, 2009

getting laid 

what we live for but never achieve
john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard
getting laid by thechas3 September 29, 2020

getting janiced 

To get obliterated early on in the night off of 151 Rum and document the entire process by taking photographs all night. Moreover, getting janiced usually involves losing your important belongings, sometimes assuming that others have stolen them.
Are we getting janiced tonight, or do you want to take it easy?

Please don't get so janiced tonight that you put your purse in the mailbox and accuse everyone of stealing it, okay?

Looks like I got pretty janiced from the 140 pictures I took of last night's party.
getting janiced by leenydock October 14, 2011
Code name for weed. Used by teens mostly in Ottawa, No one knows the meaning of getho keeping it discreet, Originated in Ottawa
Hershey, Im tryna blaze you got getho?
getho by JRanch January 7, 2014