Cunt Parent

Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.

These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.

Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??

Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus

Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent

by __banterman May 19, 2024

Cunt Sapp

Your choice of alcohol with blended peach,mango,and apple. With a watermelon garnish called the douche.

Two Cunt Sapps with a watermelon douche please.

by Bgr1911 June 13, 2018

Cunt

used to describe something the person is passionate about.

that is so cunt!

its giving cunt.

by princesstalie October 13, 2023

cunt fudge

The discharge resulting from penetration; opposite of dick cheese

"I saw Diane last night... and I had to shower after to clean all her cunt fudge off of me"

by cuntfudge902 February 12, 2017

Cunt

Whiny forklift driver who often complains about how terrible his life is and is often triggered by being called “baby carrot” or “grandpa”.

That Cunt Trevor was born in 1842 and still can’t get a lady

by Chucklebunny June 26, 2019

Cunt

1. An insult typically used by crackers who are very edgy. Can also be combined with other insults to form an insult with enough power behind it to shatter someone's will to live also known as a cuntimus maximum.

2. Cuntimus maximus

1. Man Jeffery's such a cunt, he stole my cheese nips
2. Phil is such a cunt ass bitch whose girlfriend is a thot because he stole my Gatorade

by Bigdickkyle August 20, 2018

Cunts

A group of people where the smartest in the groups name begins with a 'P'

Sandy arrived at the party and saw her boyfriend peter standing with cunts

by Fillywilly September 1, 2017