Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
by __banterman May 19, 2024
Get the Cunt Parentmug. Your choice of alcohol with blended peach,mango,and apple. With a watermelon garnish called the douche.
by Bgr1911 June 13, 2018
Get the Cunt Sappmug. by princesstalie October 13, 2023
Get the Cuntmug. by cuntfudge902 February 12, 2017
Get the cunt fudgemug. Whiny forklift driver who often complains about how terrible his life is and is often triggered by being called “baby carrot” or “grandpa”.
by Chucklebunny June 26, 2019
Get the Cuntmug. 1. An insult typically used by crackers who are very edgy. Can also be combined with other insults to form an insult with enough power behind it to shatter someone's will to live also known as a cuntimus maximum.
2. Cuntimus maximus
2. Cuntimus maximus
1. Man Jeffery's such a cunt, he stole my cheese nips
2. Phil is such a cunt ass bitch whose girlfriend is a thot because he stole my Gatorade
2. Phil is such a cunt ass bitch whose girlfriend is a thot because he stole my Gatorade
by Bigdickkyle August 20, 2018
Get the Cuntmug. by Fillywilly September 1, 2017
Get the Cuntsmug.