Dakota Fanning Syndrome

Suffering from being the less attractive older sibling

Person 1: Whoah Jenn is so much hotter than her older sister..what happened?
Person 2: Dakota Fanning Syndrome bro..

by f0xycleopatra October 2, 2012

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lazy little bitch syndrome

Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.

LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:

-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying

LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.

"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."

"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."

by whiskeyish February 22, 2010

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Main Character Syndrome

opposite of Side Character Syndrome: that one person who always seems to get away with everything

Fucking Main Character Syndrome. No wonder why I get sidelined in favor of that mf

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

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Former fat kid syndrome

When someone who was previously a fat/unattractive child loses weight or "glows up" and overcompensates for their past insecurities by acting out. Usually they end up acting like the same people who bullied them growing up.

Friend 1: Emily lost weight and now acts like she's better than everyone.
Friend 2: classic Former fat kid syndrome.

by 1234456hjk July 22, 2020

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FCS or Fourth Child Syndrome

When one's parents forget it is your birthday because you are the fourth child. They have celebrated the other three kids birthdays, and told you about it, but forget yours.

I am thinking of calling my parents tonight to remind them it is my birthday---but then they will feel bad they have forgotten it. That is the essence of "FCS or Fourth Child Syndrome".

by Auntie N September 18, 2010

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