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Princess Butter Finger 

Paris, those who know🙏🏼

[In]ternal Finger Promise

The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.

Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.

Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?
“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”

“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”

Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”
[In]ternal Finger Promise by D_Balls February 25, 2026

Thumb looking for a ring finger 

Someone who is looking for a partner that's out of their league.
Derrick will never find someone, he is a thumb looking for a ring finger.

Lick the clit double twister finger bang 

The act of eating and finger banging at the same time a vagina
Me : Bro my arm is so tired !
Joe : why?
Me: i had a crazy night i did the lick the clit double twister finger bang to my girl!
Joe: i dont understand…
Me : i am not suprise i always know that you are a Noob!

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day 

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

Exilelu Eliza Coupe's Middle Finger Knuckle 

Exilelu Eliza Coupe's Middle Finger Knuckle
Exilelu Eliza Coupe's Middle Finger Knuckle