tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

one-deck

stoned county boy excellent DJ brilliant in bed

extrav

by Tiesto May 22, 2003

Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

by Dead step sister April 7, 2024

Lick one up

To roll a join/blunt.

I just have to lick one up right quick.

Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road

by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022

To lose one's shit

"To lose one's shit" has a very similar meaning as "to lose one's mind" Except your mind is brown, ugly, smelly, often watery, and is being dropped in, and clogging toilets at an alarming rate, as we speak.

To lose one's shit, can be used in this
case.
Guy: Was Kanye on grass when he wrote "Lift Yourself"?!
Guy 2: Fo' sheezy nigga, he lost his shit.

by Vulcan Shoryuken December 21, 2018

fun-for-one

masturbation

Bob has been enjoying himself doing the fun-for-one while being quarantined.

by floral harmony June 29, 2020

captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008