put you on front street

to put people's faults and/or embarassing moments out in the open or front for all to hear about and laugh at. often used in moments of drunken stumpor

you videotape someone doing something stupid and put it on a social networking site. i just put you on front street.

by gurusupreme October 20, 2008

You Shave It I Eat It

a pickup line used to chirp/yell at girls that will instantly make them extremely horny.

Yo ladies, you shave it I eat it.

by Always Shave It September 19, 2011

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.

Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.

by kajoe February 21, 2011

I wanna FUCK YOU

Fall in love with you

Unleash all my love on you

Cuddle you for hours

Keep your heart safe

I wanna fuck you for all of eternity.

by hellyeahfuckthis October 26, 2020

you gonna get raped

1. n. One of the many images found on sites like Fark and on gaming BBSes. Depicts a black guy with spooky eyes looking out from under a hooded winter jacket.

2. intj. The desire of one to pwn another.

omg ha ha i just pwned your ass. you gonna get raped

by Cthulhu_Lives May 16, 2006

Love the Way You Lie

A song by Eminem and Rihanna and easily the best music video of the year, by far. It is on Eminem's new album recovery. The video features Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan in an abusive relationship. They are constantly in this battle between loving the person you hate and hating the person you love. The video was done to show how women stay in abusive relationships beause of the perverse attraction to it.

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Guy: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Girl: I know that I should leave you, but I can't because I love the way you lie.
Guy: Damn right, you know I love you baby
Girl: I love you too

by Princess03 August 10, 2010

Are you serious right now?!

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.

Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"

Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"

by mello yello October 1, 2009