Super-Bowl-Baby 

A Person Who Whines when his team isn't winning.

(Joe) - What the Hell!!! The Saints are Losing!!!
(Maxx) - dude its 7-0 and its 1st period, you Super-Bowl-Baby...

Super-Bowl-Baby by The Gravy Train February 7, 2010

Potato Baby 

potato baby

Edgar.

A Pokemón obsessed teenager who hasn't quite gone through "Pubbserty."
A gay baby, but not cute...so a potato baby.
His voice frequency is higher than me on crack. Yes, I know.
Also, happens to be a Chinese weeb. VIETNAMESE ANIME FTW!!!

"Hey, did you hear potato baby got a pimple?"
"SAY WHAAAAT?! That's not possible..."
"Yeah, I was just kidding. April Fools!"
" I was gonna say...There's no way that kid has hormones. He's like 4'2"."

Hey, did you hear potato baby got a pimple?"

Potato Baby by Srane April 3, 2017

tube sock baby 

A rather controversial method of conceiving a baby by way of tube sock ejaculation. It is unknown how this process actually functions as a technique become impregnated, although, it is unsurprising that it has been done.

Kizzy unexpectedly conceived a tube sock baby after a fun-filled night of crack smoking and dick sucking.

tube sock baby by the sniper September 14, 2008

dotcom baby 

The offspring of parents who met on a dating site

Deborah and Stan met on Match.com. They kept it a secret at first, but a year later, Michael was born - the family's first dotcom baby.

dotcom baby by FriendOrFlake August 25, 2014

shakin' hands with the baby 

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

shakin' hands with the baby by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

baker baby 

A girl with a large head that can talk forever and is a power-eater, truly known for large thigh muscles and superior dancing skills. Her weapon of choice is her cellphone which is usually not working. She likes baking babies and eating them, that is why her head is so big.

Oh that girl is a Baker Baby? She must have a monolithic head.

Oh that girl can dance! Damn! She must be a Baker Baby!

baker baby by EugeneThe1stWorldWonder January 14, 2008

First Baby Daddy Syndrome 

also known as FBDS, the guy you screwed around with and had a baby with for the first time, mostly affects young girls from ages 14-19 years old who have kids extremely young and before marriage.

Lindsay: I really might get back with my ex
Bobby: why he's a total douche to you and doesnt even care about lil jonny
Lindsay: because he's my first baby daddy!
Bobby: ah! fuck girl you've got a case of First Baby Daddy Syndrome!

First Baby Daddy Syndrome by sexymilfmomma May 8, 2012