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Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!
by lost_number August 17, 2016
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Chai bagging

The act of tea bagging (when a man puts his scrotum in another person’s mouth) when the participants are of Indian ethnic origin.
My Indian boyfriend asked me If we could try chai bagging him tonight.
by Notme1979 October 10, 2019
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Hell Michigan Bee Bag

The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.

The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
I don't know if I'm ready for the Hell Michigan Bee Bag.
by anonymous August 5, 2025
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Bag

Often referred to as an english female who is disassociated with other people's feelings/emotions. A being who's sole purpose is to instigate an uncomfortable atmosphere.
To look down upon, or negate anything remotely positive.
A Picasso of unbridled negativity.
A shit-talking Grandmaster.
A mental mind fuck.
An emotional abyss.
A steaming pile of unhinged verbal residue.
The 'toilet' of the XX chromosome society.
Man 1 - "Dude I just saw Marie in the supermarket, it stopped and started talking at me".
Man 2 - "That bitch couldn't have a meaningful conversation with a cockroach. She's such a fucking Bag".

Girl - "I can't stand that waste of air. Versace ain't got nothing on that Bag".

Man -"I can't believe she told Jenny I smoke chode. What an absolute Bag!"
by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022
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fidooche bag

One in a fiduciary position who abuses their power with the specific intent of grooming.
“Did you have Mr. Schmanganese for senior-level chemistry?”
“Yeah, he bought me some edibles and lululemon shit then said he could give me stoich help.”
“What a fidooche bag!”
by The Rawdog March 8, 2024
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Bag of Faces

Meaning something very negative.

Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"

"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
by Kertef Corobo March 24, 2004
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bugout bag

An emergency preparedness “go-bag” that is stocked with essentials and packed as a precautionary measure - then stowed away for security (hidden but readily-accessible). The main purpose of this bugout bag is to supply yourself with just enough sustenance and/or security measures for getting you from compromised territory (point A ) to a bunker, shelter, or other sanctuary of your choice (point B)
They say not to overpack your bugout bag because doing so may get you targeted and/or more easily apprehended by the opposition in route to your bugout shelter.
by jammneggs February 2, 2025
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