BONETARD

When someone is so "bricked up" they become retarded.

Sarah: omg James is being such a bonetard.

by 1Idoitwithwords December 30, 2024

Bonercoma

When a man realises he’s not actually had wood for several days, even on waking, and starts to get it in his head that his manhood is actually dying, which exacerbates the problem.

“Man, it’s been so long since I used my tool, it’s gone to sleep and I’m worried it won’t wake up now even if I need it to.. I think he’s slipped into a bonercoma”

by YibboShakie January 6, 2025

Boner Monkey

A horny black man.

Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey

by Sindal January 16, 2025

bonerzoo

A group or place characterized by an abundance of (hopefully joyful) testosterone. Often described as boisterousness, enthusiastic, silly, and probably annoying.

-That bonerzoo is getting hammered on shots, must be a bachelor party!

-Dating in a mountain town can be a bonerzoo.

-Las Vegas is always a bonerzoo.

by 10:30haikus January 17, 2025

bonejob appeal

In court (job) a lawyer will throw a bone at the judge and will immediately get an appeal.

Omg look the lawyer just did a bonejob appeal.

by jack bittenbender January 20, 2025

Bonerfly

When the butterflies in your stomach fly south into your caterpillar and it turns into a big beautiful bonerfly

I had bonerflies in my stomach when I saw her walk through the door so I couldn’t stand up because my caterpillar had grown into a big beautiful bonerfly

by Dom F’n R January 22, 2025

bonetrash

Bonetrash is when someone smells like absolute fucking shit

Kaylin smells like fucking bonetrash tell her to shower

by Junior bones February 1, 2025