Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

Herman Mean Finger XIV by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

gave them the middle finger 

flip someone off, raise the middle finger in an aggressive gesture meaning "fuck you!" The raised middle finger suggests a phallus.

The driver was tailgating me, so when they passed me I gave them the middle finger.

gave them the middle finger by DonaldAlan November 10, 2022

give the middle finger 

flip someone off, raise the middle finger in an aggressive gesture. The middle finger suggests an erect phallus.

The driver was tailgating me, flashing his lights, and beeping his horn to get me to speed up, so when he passed me on the right, I asked my daughter to give the middle finger.

give the middle finger by DonaldAlan November 10, 2022

The doctor's middle finger 

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

The doctor's middle finger by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023

Dave Carlson finger bang 

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

Dave Carlson finger bang by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Fast walk finger snap 

Walking like a speed walker while you are snapping fingers with both hands, a nice alternating sequence. You are on your way to the next pub looking for sluts, flirting women, trying to get laid.

What you wanna do now? Lets fast walk finger snap.

Fast walk finger snap by Tom Cruisin Bra February 23, 2023

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

rug-munching stink finger by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023