the card off

I lost my banking statements all finances unexpectedly included.

It's the card off I lost credit expenses now I have to consolidate. I'm a cancelled client

by bebosmittyy September 25, 2010

Baked off my Roger!

When one is extremely "High"

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!

by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

Face off

To intensily perform a task work related, or in a physical form.

That guy shovelled his face off.

She is texting her face off.

I going to smoke my face off.

by CRgoodStuf July 9, 2010

Nock Off

the best clothing brand coming out of New Hampshire.

Yo, you see those kid wear those sick nock off shirts. Yeah I want to get a few.

by Felix the Nock Off Cat September 23, 2011

highjack off

to ejaculate into the air lying on the back. May also be spelled 'hijack off'.

The nerd likes to highjack off, always.

by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010

glitched off

When some setting on a website changes/turns off/turns on without your having changed it.

Q: Are you still getting e-mails every time your submission hits the front page on Digg? I haven't gotten one in weeks!
A: Yeah, I am. Check your settings - maybe it glitched off.

by idiotgrrl May 14, 2010