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Cock in the box

David- hey Jeff did you hear Charlie got a Cock in The Box from Mellisa after her shift.

Jeff- Oh snap!
by a_keyboard February 23, 2010
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cock investor

A suffisticated woman who makes a substantial living by serial dating wealthy men.

A gold digger
"Hey bro, don't even think of hooking up with that whore. She's a total cock investor."
by Grisslebone February 18, 2009
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assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.
Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!
by coozehound72 August 24, 2010
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cock cult

1.) n. A faggot, who worships dick.(cock cultist)
2.)n. THE whole group of cocmsucking faggots.
"Ah, man there goes little Jimmy and Noah running off to there little cock cult meeting, at the circle jerk."
by Jack Meoffe April 4, 2009
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Pussy Cocks

A term of either endearment or frustration.

An expression eluding to the act of having two penises (dicks) within one vagina (pussy).
1. Girl; "Come on, let's get kinky."
Boy; "Well pussy cocks, sure!"
They proceed to have very erotic intercourse.

2. Dude 1; "You scratched by car, punk!"
Dude 2; "You hit his car, man!"
Skateboarder; "What the hell, you pussy cocks, you pulled out in front of me and almost hit me!"
Then the two men in the car beat him to death and hid the body, then entered into a murder/sex scandal that completely shattered their homes, families and careers. Dude 2 murdered Dude 1 out of spite and revenge. He was arrested, but committed suicide in his cell only four months into this life sentence. Don't do drugs kids.
by doowreppeP sailuJ March 4, 2017
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Pretzel-Cock

A disturbed or misguided person or event that considers itself a raging success.
Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.
by Atom Crewz December 15, 2008
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cock cookie

You know you wanna taste this delicious cock cookie.
by Mandye Mayhem August 2, 2017
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