Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

Jack

Yup Christ almighty I see I see I see sometimes the 67 of the 47281)57582€1838;€48:!,9/‘aa

I can’t believe it “jack”

by Firhwhavaiqwv”bheao” August 4, 2022

Jack

Great guy, huge bush

“Yo is that jack”- Davis

“The guy with the huge bush?”- Clay
“Yeah him. He’s a great guy!”

by FuckinJacksMom November 23, 2021

Jack

a person who is so self absorbed they like to play with women's feelings.

oh look its jack hes such a dick

by B0nes:D July 23, 2024

Jack

The name of a famous twitch streamer also known as PatoAU. The amount of power this man holds over people is just unimaginable.

"Is that the popular Twitch Streamer PatoAU? Please can I get your autograph!. I can already tell just by looking at you that your name is Jack"

by Ben011101110001011010010110001 April 12, 2021

Jack

Dyslexic and very short. If u come across one be careful because rangas have short tempers. They are also dropped meat pies.

look at that gay tranny he’s such a jack

by Not a ranga April 22, 2019

Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed

Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025