Dirty Eggs

Crack two large eggs into someones asshole and then they shit out the dirty eggs and a fresh log into a frying pan. You then cook up the eggs preferably scrambled and have yourself a nice lunch.

Man #1: Want to go out for dinner?

Man #2: No I can't I had a huge lunch, Sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.

by beedo202 December 20, 2010

dirty cheap

an item that is very inexpensive to purchase

This outfit is dirty cheap like a garage sale.

by Gerard Irick April 19, 2009

dirty slit

Any cleft in the human body left unbathed or unattended.

What is this awful stench I smell? Someone needs to wash their dirty slit.

by GEMiller December 6, 2007

dirty drummer

An act of sex where a guy fucks someone in the ass and then pulls out and slap them in the face with their cock.

I gave Molly a surprise last night. She's normally a fan of going from ass to mouth, well last night I decided to throw in a dirty drummer and slapped it on her face.

by jmingo January 9, 2008

Dirty Madden

Getting a blowjob while playing a video game

Man, my girlfriend gave me the best Dirty Madden while I was playing Halo 3. It was amazing!

by Lars McKowan March 17, 2009

dirty gallardo

when you stick a toe in a girls ass then matt walsh them hard

i once dirty gallardoed 4 girls in one night... it was so hot

by McDirty Gallardo May 23, 2008

Dirty staffy

A vagina

"You dirty staffy"

by Reels01 September 9, 2016