petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

calling the deer

The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.

"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."

"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."

by J. Grizzle November 10, 2013

who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

by Upstairsdragon February 27, 2014

The Paula Deen

Insert a frozen stick of butter into your partner during foreplay. When they start dripping, commence coitus.

I brought a tinder date over and gave her The Paula Deen.

by Elton John's Fanny Pack December 21, 2014

put it deep

Another way of saying "go fuck yourself"

"You look like shit today "
"Put it deep"

by Silver foxx March 27, 2016

that shit deep

When your in a girl and your balls hit her butt hole

Guy1: How'd it go last night?
Guy2: I got that shit deep bro.

by Jakeboy July 28, 2016

Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.

Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!

by Farqunglu March 20, 2017