Mud butt

When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.

Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks

by Michele_plus_one August 5, 2016

Butt-ccepted

When you accidentally accept someone's Facebook friend request on your phone in your pocket.

I accidentally butt-ccepted my manager's Facebook friend request after avoiding it for a year.

by goatlinguist August 16, 2016

Butt

My mom Jenny

Oh look it's Jenny she's a butt

by Waterymelon September 4, 2016

Butt-Puss

A healthy substitute for a vagina in prison.

"I'm gonna pound that Butt-puss on the yard ."

by facebook_user September 5, 2016

Butt smile

When mooning your buds after smokin some doobies

Don't butt smile me, dude.

by Brooklyn Bounce September 18, 2016

Butt Chug Bradley

Someone that makes a habbit of chugging beer through their butt believing they will pass a breathalyzer.

Can you pass a breathalyzer by chugging beer through your butt? Only if you're a 7/16th Butt Chug Bradley!

by Canarious October 1, 2016

Bayou Butt

Bayou Butt is a beautiful combo elixir of poop and sweat in the butt. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with swamp ass.

Person A: oh shit. It's so hot, and I just pooped myself. Uh oh!

Person B: sounds like someone has a classic case of Bayou Butt.

by planetsleeep October 6, 2016