cock investor

A suffisticated woman who makes a substantial living by serial dating wealthy men.

A gold digger

"Hey bro, don't even think of hooking up with that whore. She's a total cock investor."

by Grisslebone February 18, 2009

Pretzel-Cock

A disturbed or misguided person or event that considers itself a raging success.

Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.

by Atom Crewz December 15, 2008

Monster Cock

When you have a penis larger than average and is bigger than huge.

Girl: My man has a monster cock. How about yours?

by HotOrgyMan207 June 24, 2018

cock hawk

When someone goes to cough but instead just spits into their mouth.

Nothing beats being woken up by the village cock hawk.

by razzamatazibizzle November 2, 2011

cock broth

The broth released when a cock is boiled at 1000000 degrees in a water bath.

Get your cock broth out of the water bath when ready to apply over the tender pieces of sleuth gate.

by AL-en Demp-C November 14, 2010

cock block

when a member of the same or opposite sex impedes the attempts of a male to "Get Some Pussy" or "Get Some butt hole". cock blocking can also be considered when one man goes to cock slap a chick and another guy hits the cock down with his hand, hence that guy is gay. ie. the exact opposite of a straight man/cock guider.

"Goddamn it i am soo sick and tired of Bennett cock blocking i totally would have gotten some pussy all up on my dick if he wasn't cock blocking me soo much!"

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

awk as a cock

miller yarbrough

that's awk as a cock.
dude you're such a tool

by weedismybitch12345 March 4, 2012