poop chills

What a person encounters when they have to take a shit. Poop chills can be defined as the raising of arm hair, feeling hot and cold at the same time, feeling clammy, feeling sweaty, and the puckering of the anus in anticipation of shitting. Poop chills will usally continue until the person has relieved the load, where the feeling of relief will wash over them.
Guy 1: I think I'm getting poop chills *clenches jaw and squeezes legs*
Guy 2: Getting what?
Guy 1: You know, that feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit?
by devon2857019845 July 07, 2008
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Poop Cone

The poop that's left over on the tip of your cock after you've fucked and gaped out a girls booty hole.
When I got done banging that girl in the ass, I had a massive Poop Cone left over on the tip of my cock.
by iyaoyasao2 February 20, 2010
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Shotgun Poop

A bathroom experience where poop exits at highspeed out of the anus resulting in a big splash of poop all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Most common with spicy foods. May look like you shot Mr. Hankey with a 12 Gauge.
The toilet had a hard time digesting that Shotgun Poop after I blasted it
by D Babe 90 September 08, 2010
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Poop Shame

The fear and or feeling of embarrassment of pooping with someone else within earshot, often experienced frequently at the beginning of a new relationship.
After just a few weeks of dating her new boyfriend, Erica still held a good amount of poop shame, which kept her from taking a poop with her new boyfriend nearby.
by poopshamerulez January 17, 2015
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Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.
I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.
by roger2001 March 14, 2010
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poop mike

A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.
Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!
by Reggie Shits October 08, 2019
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Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.
man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."
by BirdWop August 25, 2014
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