The universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. If you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger
Mark: "Sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!"
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
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My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
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Yo that guy has a cool bread truck.
Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.
Haha yeah man that's a total uncle keith move.
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Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.
Omg you're such an uncle keith.
Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.
Haha yeah man that's a total uncle keith move.
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Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.
Omg you're such an uncle keith.
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Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed
Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed
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