Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
Get the two-totalermug. A harmonous pairing of body-conscious articles of clothing producing the effect of a unitard or body suit.
A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.
A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.
A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
"I couldn't find the unitard for my interpretive dance class, so I threw together a two-nitard instead with my teal leotard and leggings."
"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."
"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."
by llamamelola February 9, 2010
Get the two-nitardmug. by CottonHead21 March 23, 2017
Get the trick or twomug. A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.
After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.
by W34 January 5, 2018
Get the two-toothmug. A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020
Get the Two Poosmug. When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.
Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".
Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
by two theorizer April 3, 2010
Get the Two Theorymug. Random Person #1: OMG, where's the bathroom? My two cups are full!
Random Person #2: TMI! Third dor on the left.
Random Person #2: TMI! Third dor on the left.
by Bizzi January 20, 2008
Get the two cupsmug.