Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 10, 2011

track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.

When she's on her period, stick it in track two.

by freehawk January 20, 2015

Two-Parter

When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.

A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!

by essyjizzenburger February 02, 2017

two-ed

double p0wnage, or being p0wnded twice in a row

Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!

by Frank Rofsherlec April 25, 2007

High Two

When you throw up the peace sign.

Chuck: "High five bro"
Tom: "Sorry my man, I only give High twos"

by Joshalosh February 20, 2016

Two-Dividual

Normally ranking over 200 pounds. Whenever such person sits down there is normally a "damn" or "hmpphh"

Example of Two-Dividual
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"

by DefineSomeMysteriousGuy March 07, 2023

two sheep

the eastern europian way to say TWO SHITS.

for two sheep i fuck off back home me, two sheep

by sky high October 29, 2008