Twilight

A Book/Film that shall and has ruined many teenage relationships. Due to the Author Stephenie Meyer creating the "Perfect Boyfriend". Who is also a Vampire adding a layer of mystery and excitement though on closer inspection the character of Edward Cullen is a tool.

Girl: I'm leaving you
Boy: Why?
Girl: You're not like Edward
Boy: Who's Edward?
*Girl then throws copy of Twilight at Boy*

by cheesey wheels April 17, 2009

twilight movie

the murder of the amazing book Twilight.

twilight fan: i'm so pissed. robert pattison? kristen stewart? what the fuck? the twilight movie is gonna suck.
twilight fan 2: i know man. i'm about to kill myself by jumping off a cliff.
twilight fan: lets go irritate the Volturi.
twilight fan 2: lets.

by Twilight is my religion x3 March 23, 2008

Twilighting

-to masturbate while thinking of\reading\looking at pictures of Twilight.

-to ''diddle'' yourself to Twilight\Twilight related things.

**twilight, twilighting, twilights, twilighted**

''His little sister is obsessed with Edward. She definitely twilights herself all day and night.''

''It was horrible! I walked in on my sister twilighting herself!''

by seahorse_salad December 1, 2009

Twilight

the best book in the whole world, revolving around a human( Bella) and a vampire (Edward) and their dangerous love for one another seeing as Edward not only loves her, but also thirsts for her blood, unable to control his vampire instincts. syn: my bible

Twilight is my bible.

by Una Bella Flor January 17, 2007

Twilight

See Fail

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck. Or Twilight

by shadowboy72 July 8, 2010

Twilight

Twilight- a vampire and a werewolf fighting over an emo chick who can't make up her mind. Watching this movie or reading any of the novels will cause the participant to experience extreme, irreversible homosexuality and a decrease in popularity or friends. D:

That girl is such a homosexual, lowlif'd, Twilight poopyhead. UGH.

by twilightlame-o August 14, 2010

Twilights

Twilight(s) is a girl and in some cases a boy who are very large and look like they would enjoy the Twilight series written by Stephenie Meyer. They usually are in the emo clique or the nerd clique, it doesn't change what kind of Twilight they are. They will always deny being a Twilight and there seems to be no way to convince them otherwise.

Boy 1- " Look over there, those are twilights"

Boy 2- "Oh yeah, I see the Twilights over there, they won't admit to being one though."

by TheHollowBoy August 6, 2011