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net-titties

When you go on netflix in search of porn.
Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?

Son: What?

Mom: Its on the netflix video history!

Son: shit! Why did i net-titties
by Jake1111111 June 18, 2011
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titty piranha

A breastfed child with teeth that comes at your breasts like a piranha comes at its prey
*breastfed child comes toward mom's breasts*
NOOOOO, GO AWAY, YOU TITTY PIRANHA
by danicuntcake April 11, 2015
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titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.
Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.
by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015
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liams titties

damn liams titties are massive, I just wanna put my face in them and drown
by heilhitIer October 4, 2021
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Friendship titty

Some level of personal or intimate detail about your life that satisfies a co-worker's desire for some connection with you (but you've remained aloof for several months).
Ugh, I don't want to share my personal life with my co-workers, but I finally gave in and showed some friendship titty.
by maponymouse April 11, 2017
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titty tangler

Somebody who frequently has sex with old women who have very saggy titties. This person will then continue to tie these women's titties in a knot, hence they are a titty tangler.
"Hey man you wanna go to the bar and pick up some tight pussy?"

"Naw man I'm good I'm a titty tangler."
by Nipple ring May 5, 2015
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Arvin titties

by Arvin July 5, 2019
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