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pete zapepsi

What you say in place of saying Pizza and Pepsi
Yo Evola....i was thinking about ordering some more Pete Zapepsi?
by Ringo Slang July 13, 2014
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Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.
God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!
by Kozbot December 1, 2017
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Pete Davidson

A: Hey, do you know who has the most rizz in the world?
B: It's gotta be Pete Davidson. He's dated almost everyone in the world.
by svo5221 December 16, 2022
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two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.
" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"
by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022
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pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end
mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane
by Teyst September 3, 2024
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texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
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pete victory

a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost

originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out
“He came 3rd”
“Wtf? He’s telling everyone he won!”
“Ugh, he’s declaring a Pete victory?”
by gswan February 4, 2020
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