she isn’t
by lizzie brown May 8, 2021

by yesimfrgay July 5, 2020

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009

by Megan’s WAP November 28, 2021

Megan is literally the most amazing girl on this planet. She has an incredibly beautiful smile and contagious laugh. She makes anything an absolute blast. Coffee makes her hyper to say the least. You are very lucky if you know Megan.
by redheadsrock November 7, 2020

Megan is the comedian and is a gamer. But she's awkward. Megan can be a crazy crackhead sometimes and supports everything good (e.g BLM, LGBTQ+, etc. ) She has a ton of friends but sometimes they can betray and words can really get to her. So be careful what you say around a Megan because it can really get to her and can make you friendship break. Make sure to take care of a Megan because she will care back. She gives good tips and is always there for you when you are feeling down. Never let go of a Megan, you may not get her back.
Girl 1: Where's Megan? I really miss her.
Girl 2: Not sure but I need her, NOW!
Girl 1: Same, she's the best...
Girl 2: Not sure but I need her, NOW!
Girl 1: Same, she's the best...
by Never forget a Megan. January 8, 2021

I ate way too many gummies last night and woke up with a sweaty Megan.
You better not eat that many gummies or you will get a sweaty Megan.
Bro, my sweaty Megan was so bad last night that I need a case of beer and a cold shower.
You better not eat that many gummies or you will get a sweaty Megan.
Bro, my sweaty Megan was so bad last night that I need a case of beer and a cold shower.
by Ranku78 September 9, 2023
